So...I finally got the chance to hear what happens at the other end of the phone...

(guy with British accent) I don't know what's happening to you people. Somebody has just been putting me on hold for 3 minutes. Where is XXX?

(me) I'm sorry but he is not in the office today. Can I take a message for him?

(guy)Screw you. (he hung up on the phone)

(me)....

(girl who put him on hold for 3 min) don't worry about him. he will get over it.

额。。。就算受了一回锻炼吧。。。

Don't worry, be happy, stay positive...

It's babies season (and Halloween, and election day break)...four weeks after my boss had a baby boy, the girl who has been sitting next to me is expecting a baby girl this weekend. Everyday my boss's boss will pop up at her best friend's desk and be like, 'still no babies?'...I could imagine him saying this in the exact same way, 'still no office bagels?'...ft...

...Oh and we had an office Halloween costume contest...

my boss's boss: so what's up Tim, nice costume! - Tim's wearing a blue shirt and black pants, as he does every Friday.

...And the week before last week we had a fire drill on the 29th floor (our office is on the 30th floor)...

my boss to my boss's boss: be careful Tom, your shoes are on fire!

...And whenever there's pizza:

everybody to each other: yea! we have office pizza today...make sure to grab one before they run out!

...Come on guys, it's just pizza.

Life is a black box full of pizza. You put your hand into it and sometimes, you get a Hawaiian and go, 'yea!!' sometimes you get chili and go, '(grasps)...water....' sometimes you get one that's burnt and smells really bad. But you always eat your pizza. No matter how bad it is, you are lucky because you are still alive and kicking...and eating pizza. When it can't get worse, you know the next one's gonna be better. And, further more, when you live in a school dorm and it is Halloween, you've got Halloween candies hanging up on your door...